Penis
DearĀ Jesse,
After reading this article, I like to think that before you met me, your penis was homeless.
http://feministing.com/2014/09/10/quote-of-the-day-pastor-explains-that-god-created-women-to-be-penis-homes-for-men
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“Therefore, if you are single you must remember that your penis is homeless.”