Pumpkin

Dear Jesse,

Thrice I have gone into King Soopers & NOT bought this AMAZING pumpkin lantern for the LOW, LOW price of $34.99, using up all my will power.

#thingsidontwanttotelljesseinperson

Don’t even tell me that we’d have to store it for 10 months a year: 1) pumpkins are ALWAYS festive; and in case you disagree that jack-o-lanterns are an all-season decoration 2) we have a large, very unorganized shed in which we could surely make some space.